Not sure what to make of our recent mid term election other than as I figured, once again Rampant Stupidity raised its ugly Winger head and Americans from coast to coast voted against their own self interests. It didn't help that the Democrats cannot, could not, or is it would not grow a big enough set to stand up to the Koch/John Bircher assholes who are buying this country one politician at a time.
I'm done. You fuckin idiots can pound sand. You losers continue to believe the myth of the two party system and the delusion that what we have is even close to a democratic process. The two party system is a sham and the leaders of both parties know it. America needs to figure it out and break the stranglehold those dickwads in DC have on our political process.
Later.....................................................
Sunday, November 09, 2014
Wednesday, November 05, 2014
100 Words - Not Sure Why
Not sure why I suddenly
have this intense urge to write. Not sure why I am still damn busy at the
bike shop. Guess there are a lot of why’s in and around my life.
Most I don't wonder about. Some
cause me to pause to attempt figuring the why like if I could figure out that
why, I would finally have a secure grip on this insane trip I am on. Since
I cannot for the life of me, figure out the many whys, I sit clueless and empty
of any explanation of what, where and most important, why.
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Monday, November 03, 2014
Before You Vote - These 100 Words
Facts intermingled with conjecture and forgone conclusions cast Truth aside in favor of expedient knee jerked solutions. Lost in a sea of deception, specious goals are massaged by lying hands, replacing Honesty with Truth’s ugly step sister, the Half Truth.
The Midway Squawkers and Snake Oil Salesmen insist and demand the Half Truth into our lives hoping their deception lasts long enough for them to cash in their nickels and dimes.
Assaulted long enough, we allow recent lies to become our New Truth. Delusion casts itself in stone and merry populations dance around it happy as if they had brains.
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I actually wrote this back in 2012 under the title "Lying Truth" as my response to a writing challenge. But I felt it was appropriate for the Present as nothing has changed for the better. Truth be told, I really think there are more numb skulls than there were just two years ago.
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I actually wrote this back in 2012 under the title "Lying Truth" as my response to a writing challenge. But I felt it was appropriate for the Present as nothing has changed for the better. Truth be told, I really think there are more numb skulls than there were just two years ago.
Sunday, November 02, 2014
Ebola Terrorist
He doesn't trust her. ............... Why he does not trust her had something to do with her breaking promises, lying, .... Hmm ..I wonder if he trusts himself? But be rest assured, that even though Kaci Hickox, the nurse who recently returned from Africa, has shown no symptoms, fever, puke, the squirts, or anything else that would indicate she is a card carrying Ebola Terrorist, Paul is positive she is up to no good. Apparently the court believed her and the Health Care Profession and chose to not get sucked into the irrational vortex of Right Wing Hysteria being spewed by our illustrious governor, one Paul -Asswipe- LePage.
He claims Ebola does not always show symptoms until hours before the person dies.
Ebola is not sneaky nor is it quick. The Guv is blowing it out his ass on this one. Of course, most everything he says seems to smell like a fart.
He claims the rise in immigrants in the state has caused spikes in Hepatitis, Aids, TB, and probably hangnails.
“I have been trying to get the president to pay attention to the illegals who are in our country. Because there is a spike in hepatitis C, tuberculosis, HIV, and it’s going on deaf ears.”
Actually Paul, incidents of Hepatitis have been falling on a consistent basis. TB is at it's lowest in 50 years. ............ Again I think you have broken wind with this one also. And why the mania over illegals? Not like Maine is a hotbed of illegal immigration. Maybe you are concerned because of the rise in Taco joint openings throughout the state. Yeah, that's how they sneak in. They open restaurants. .
The simple fact of the matter Paul is you have proven yourself to be a liar of the first water. You have proven yourself to be a mean spirited bully. You have brought embarrassment and shame to our state. Yet you want me to trust you to do a good job for another four years when you have not shown in the past four you even know what a good job is.
You should be ashamed of jumping on the scare em to death bandwagon with Christie and the rest of the Winger Alarmists.
You Sir are a flaming asshole. And I mean that in the most respectful way. Assholery is an art and you have perfected it.
So fellow citizens around this grand land, be sure to vote or you could end up with a jerk like Paul in charge.
Later .............
He claims Ebola does not always show symptoms until hours before the person dies.
Ebola is not sneaky nor is it quick. The Guv is blowing it out his ass on this one. Of course, most everything he says seems to smell like a fart.
He claims the rise in immigrants in the state has caused spikes in Hepatitis, Aids, TB, and probably hangnails.
“I have been trying to get the president to pay attention to the illegals who are in our country. Because there is a spike in hepatitis C, tuberculosis, HIV, and it’s going on deaf ears.”
Actually Paul, incidents of Hepatitis have been falling on a consistent basis. TB is at it's lowest in 50 years. ............ Again I think you have broken wind with this one also. And why the mania over illegals? Not like Maine is a hotbed of illegal immigration. Maybe you are concerned because of the rise in Taco joint openings throughout the state. Yeah, that's how they sneak in. They open restaurants. .
The simple fact of the matter Paul is you have proven yourself to be a liar of the first water. You have proven yourself to be a mean spirited bully. You have brought embarrassment and shame to our state. Yet you want me to trust you to do a good job for another four years when you have not shown in the past four you even know what a good job is.
You should be ashamed of jumping on the scare em to death bandwagon with Christie and the rest of the Winger Alarmists.
You Sir are a flaming asshole. And I mean that in the most respectful way. Assholery is an art and you have perfected it.
So fellow citizens around this grand land, be sure to vote or you could end up with a jerk like Paul in charge.
Later .............
Friday, October 31, 2014
Sacrilegion
I punched up Clapton's "24 Nights", poured myself a beer and drank a shot or two of the Demon Rum. Actually it was some Devilish sour mash ............ Satan tempts us with so many evils, it is a wonder we haven't caved to his, or is it her wishes,,,,,, Hmm ,,,,,,,,
Oh Yeah. ........ We have God in our corner. God will protect us, save us from ourselves and lead our worthless souls down that Righteous path. Yeah I forgot about God what with all the hate and discontent that swirls around the planet like the wind.
I figure I can't be blamed for feeling like Beezlebub is breathing down my neck, looking over my shoulder, trying to back seat drive my life. The Antichrist seems to be everywhere all the time. But look for God and I guess Big Guy only goes to church on Sundays or visits the occasional Mosque every other week or so. And floppin to our knees and praying to him seems hit or miss, mostly miss. But I hear he can carry a Helluva tune.
I know many many folks take their religious beliefs seriously. I respect that. You do what you have to to make it through this sad existence as sane as possible. I will do the same.
I tried to take religion seriously. My parents exposed me to it, Hell I went through a period when I was 14 or so contemplating what it might be like to be an Episcopal priest. I don't know who saved me from working every Sunday herding a flock. It might have been God. But then it makes more sense it was Lucifer wooing me down the dark path. ..... OF course my puny considerations, wishes and hopes most likely did not even create a ripple in either camp. Whatever I did mattered little to either of them. They had lands to lay barren, droughts to get on with, pestilence to get rolling. ........ Other fish to fry. Busy Spirits, one in charge of at least one Universe, the other apparently intent and focused on destroying it.
I wonder sometimes ...... which one is in charge of which?
Later ........................................
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Mid-Term
It is the political season. I have done my best to switch off the noise. .... to no avail. I cannot deny my roots. Political discussion was one of the staples of family dinner growing up. I was taught to respect the process as it is the only game in town and any refusal to participate at least at the ballot box served me up just what I deserved.
Mom more than once while watching Huntley & Brinkley on NBC, " If they don't vote, they have no right to complain".
Dad would grunt his agreement and continue reading his paper, his book, his notes on the latest garden plan or Heathkit electronic gadget he was putting together.
So here we are a week or so from the Mid-term elections. What to do? Vote for an individual? Vote my ideals? Vote a straight party ticket? Or vote as I have for at least the last 15 or 16 elections and cast my vote in defense.
I have always felt most comfortable in the middle. Straddling that imaginary fence that divides Left from Right. Held in low esteem by the lock n loaded believers on both sides during much of the year, yet come election time, both sides try to schmooze my vote from me by cranking back the hardline rhetoric they use most of the time. Suddenly they become "moderates" and I am supposed to throw my straddlin the fence sad self on their side on the first Tuesday of November every other year.
Bullshit.
Both the Democrats and the Republicans are responsible for whatever it is our country is now. They share equally in my mind the good times and the bad times they have put us through. .................... At least up until the Right went off the deep end some years back and allowed the John Bircher-Koch mentality to hijack their message. Because of their "I won't play unless we use my ball" mentality, I am voting against them from now on. ....... Hmm ....... Actually I guess I started voting this way a couple of elections back. Regardless, no Republican will get my vote.
Later ........................................
Mom more than once while watching Huntley & Brinkley on NBC, " If they don't vote, they have no right to complain".
Dad would grunt his agreement and continue reading his paper, his book, his notes on the latest garden plan or Heathkit electronic gadget he was putting together.
So here we are a week or so from the Mid-term elections. What to do? Vote for an individual? Vote my ideals? Vote a straight party ticket? Or vote as I have for at least the last 15 or 16 elections and cast my vote in defense.
I have always felt most comfortable in the middle. Straddling that imaginary fence that divides Left from Right. Held in low esteem by the lock n loaded believers on both sides during much of the year, yet come election time, both sides try to schmooze my vote from me by cranking back the hardline rhetoric they use most of the time. Suddenly they become "moderates" and I am supposed to throw my straddlin the fence sad self on their side on the first Tuesday of November every other year.
Bullshit.
Both the Democrats and the Republicans are responsible for whatever it is our country is now. They share equally in my mind the good times and the bad times they have put us through. .................... At least up until the Right went off the deep end some years back and allowed the John Bircher-Koch mentality to hijack their message. Because of their "I won't play unless we use my ball" mentality, I am voting against them from now on. ....... Hmm ....... Actually I guess I started voting this way a couple of elections back. Regardless, no Republican will get my vote.
Later ........................................
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Better Dead Than Red
I did not pay as much attention I guess to the politics swirling around during the Vietnam era. I was younger and dumber and totally self absorbed as so many late teen/early twenty somethings are. In retrospect I have to say that the polarization at the rank and file level was as extreme as it it is today. Maybe more extreme because Americans were dying at the hands of other Americans.. Anti-war/Civil Rights v. My country right or wrong mentalities. Some crazy shit went down for sure.
One of the popular slogans that grew serious legs was "Better Dead than Red". Originally thought up by John Bircher Right Wing alarmists during the Cold War of the 1950s, it was dragged back out to bolster support for the Vietnam War. It insinuated that should we give up on Vietnam, we would all fall under the Pinko Commie umbrella.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Ohio - Post Script
I have typed many words describing the drama, the comedy, and the hum drum of my first trip anywhere on an airplane since the mid 1990's. There is a rather detailed and slightly twisted travel log wasting away in the draft section of this blog. .......................
After re-reading the blow by blow, I decided that posting it as it was would be akin to making the neighbors sit through all 300 slides of Jack, Diane and the kids having the time of their lives in the Disney-Six Flags- Harry Potter Universe. Jack and Diane and the kids have seen all 300 slides five times before and they still can't wait to run through them again. The neighbors lassoed into sitting in uncomfortable chairs and smiling while tossing in the occasioanal Ooh or Aah just to be polite. They would rather have a pick stuck in their eye, ..... but hey, what the Hell, Jack 's pouring drinks and Diane's keepin the chip bowl filled....................
Friday, October 10, 2014
Ohio
Up until 6:00 AM yesterday morning, I had successfully avoided setting foot on an airplane of any kind since 1996 when I flew out to the Left Coast to deal with the death of my mother. I was not and still am not afraid of flying. I just hate the whole process. A childhood spent logging untold passenger hours in the belly of an Air Force C-47, the Goony Bird, soured me early on the magic of flight.
Flying has always been a hassle, but I guess now, with all the stepped up security, sardine seating, and bags of peanuts that yield single digit numbers, Flying has entered a totally new dimension of travel Hell. For the last decade I have listened to the horror stories. Outwardly, I appeared sympathetic and full of "Gee that sucks" comments and all the while really thinking, "Better you than me".
I was beginning to believe I was going to hit the grave without having to fly ever again. Right....... As soon as my daughter found a job teaching at Xavier University in Cincinnati, my wife hatched plans to visit. Being the dumass husband I am, I innocently agreed that we should head south as soon as we both could spare some time. Little did I know, my darling significant other was scheming to make me take this trip via the friendly skies with some low cost, buy way ahead plane tickets from the masters of cattle car flying, Southwest Airlines. Any dreams of reliving my truckin glory days with a spin on the super-slabs of America's Heartland were crushed before I could even begin wet dreaming them.
So yesterday at 3:35 AM, my wife and I climbed in the Ford Ranger and headed to the Manchester Airport to catch that cheap flight leaving for Cincinnati at 6:00 AM.
I have lived most of my life since my truckin days in my own time zone I call Crum Time. As I hit Sam Page road at the end of the drive, I said, "Well, we seem to be gettin an early start." BA just looked at me with that "you asshole" stare.
"What?......... Look it's 3:30.......... " The "you asshole" stare continued. "Hey now, if we were on Crum Time we'd have 15 more minutes to start out late." In my mind we were on time, even a tad early for my tastes.
"It's 3:35."
I didn't hear her. I should have left well enough alone. Instead I said, "What? I didn't hear you."
Louder now. "It is 3 fuckin thirty five. I don't consider that early or even close to on time. But I'm used to it now........... Just drive."
Oops. Never tease a grumpy bear.
More to come...........................
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PS - I am using an old laptop my wife gave me. I has no mouse, just a swipe spot. Between that and the new configuration the existing program displays, I have yet learned how to include images. I had a good one, but well, better to publish now than lose the moment.
Flying has always been a hassle, but I guess now, with all the stepped up security, sardine seating, and bags of peanuts that yield single digit numbers, Flying has entered a totally new dimension of travel Hell. For the last decade I have listened to the horror stories. Outwardly, I appeared sympathetic and full of "Gee that sucks" comments and all the while really thinking, "Better you than me".
I was beginning to believe I was going to hit the grave without having to fly ever again. Right....... As soon as my daughter found a job teaching at Xavier University in Cincinnati, my wife hatched plans to visit. Being the dumass husband I am, I innocently agreed that we should head south as soon as we both could spare some time. Little did I know, my darling significant other was scheming to make me take this trip via the friendly skies with some low cost, buy way ahead plane tickets from the masters of cattle car flying, Southwest Airlines. Any dreams of reliving my truckin glory days with a spin on the super-slabs of America's Heartland were crushed before I could even begin wet dreaming them.
So yesterday at 3:35 AM, my wife and I climbed in the Ford Ranger and headed to the Manchester Airport to catch that cheap flight leaving for Cincinnati at 6:00 AM.
I have lived most of my life since my truckin days in my own time zone I call Crum Time. As I hit Sam Page road at the end of the drive, I said, "Well, we seem to be gettin an early start." BA just looked at me with that "you asshole" stare.
"What?......... Look it's 3:30.......... " The "you asshole" stare continued. "Hey now, if we were on Crum Time we'd have 15 more minutes to start out late." In my mind we were on time, even a tad early for my tastes.
"It's 3:35."
I didn't hear her. I should have left well enough alone. Instead I said, "What? I didn't hear you."
Louder now. "It is 3 fuckin thirty five. I don't consider that early or even close to on time. But I'm used to it now........... Just drive."
Oops. Never tease a grumpy bear.
More to come...........................
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PS - I am using an old laptop my wife gave me. I has no mouse, just a swipe spot. Between that and the new configuration the existing program displays, I have yet learned how to include images. I had a good one, but well, better to publish now than lose the moment.
Saturday, October 04, 2014
Marking My Territory
As much trouble as it was to get hooked up to the inter webs tonight, once I plugged in, I felt an obligation to put pen to paper. I need not say anything important or profound. Just waste some bandwidth leaving a blaze out there in the WWW Wilderness. Akin to to lifting my leg and marking this back wash of the "Net as mine................ not yours, not his, not even her's. .....................
Of course I could have done this with a tweet, an email, or an Internet Fax. Tweeting I don't get. Email's are so 1990's, and well, Faxes date back to at least the 80's, pre Grunge. ............... At my old shop I remember that big honking Fax machine that used to on occasion go manic and print out a ream of faxes in one night. ........... Learned to hate that fuckin machine. Kinda soured me on the whole Fax thing......... SO it's the BoZone or nothing.
I was listening to 'The Blimp", our classic rock station. Seems there was a contest. Frickin Rock Stations always seem to be putting on some "be the 4th caller" trivia, name that tune from one word challenges. Anyway, some lucky young listener won a real vinyl copy of some classic rock album.
"Hmm" ........... I thought. "A vinyl record?" ............ I smiled, ......... "Poor bastard. Glad I missed out."
Like Twitter, I don't get the fascination with playing vinyl records. Grew up playing 45 records on my Donald Duck record player. Moved up the Audiphile ladder to own some of the nicest stereo equipment out at the time. And even though I learned to treat records gently, damn vinyl never stays pristine unless you don't lay a needle on it.
Give me the digital renditions. Clean, precise, no snap crackle and pop.
I had hopes that while I was wasting bandwidth with meaningless dribble, I would have a mild epiphany and actually say something worth reading. Apparently I was wrong.
Later ........................................................
Of course I could have done this with a tweet, an email, or an Internet Fax. Tweeting I don't get. Email's are so 1990's, and well, Faxes date back to at least the 80's, pre Grunge. ............... At my old shop I remember that big honking Fax machine that used to on occasion go manic and print out a ream of faxes in one night. ........... Learned to hate that fuckin machine. Kinda soured me on the whole Fax thing......... SO it's the BoZone or nothing.
I was listening to 'The Blimp", our classic rock station. Seems there was a contest. Frickin Rock Stations always seem to be putting on some "be the 4th caller" trivia, name that tune from one word challenges. Anyway, some lucky young listener won a real vinyl copy of some classic rock album.
"Hmm" ........... I thought. "A vinyl record?" ............ I smiled, ......... "Poor bastard. Glad I missed out."
Like Twitter, I don't get the fascination with playing vinyl records. Grew up playing 45 records on my Donald Duck record player. Moved up the Audiphile ladder to own some of the nicest stereo equipment out at the time. And even though I learned to treat records gently, damn vinyl never stays pristine unless you don't lay a needle on it.
Give me the digital renditions. Clean, precise, no snap crackle and pop.
I had hopes that while I was wasting bandwidth with meaningless dribble, I would have a mild epiphany and actually say something worth reading. Apparently I was wrong.
Later ........................................................
Monday, September 29, 2014
Focus
It all began when I was trying to create an email to a sales rep. A bike biz related communication with questions about some of the products this sales rep, uh .. well, ... repped. I was just getting started. The introduction line explained in very general and obtuse ways what I was after. I followed that with contact information, shop phone number and for the first time, I was going to share my personal cell phone number for bike biz purposes.
I realized as soon as I got past typing the area code, "207", I had nary a clue or even an inking of what my cell number was. As I was not sure where I could find my cell phone number, on the phone or elsewhere, I gave it my best shot anyway. I typed the next three numbers I thought of - "659" and then stopped. I remembered I had wisely written my cell phone number on a piece of masking tape and stuck it to the back of said cell phone. Now, all I had to do was locate my cell phone.
This all happened a few hours ago............ I stopped typing and went looking for my cell phone. But like a child with serious ADHD leanings, I spotted one chore needing some attending to and when that was done, something else sparkled and drew me away from my original mission, finding my cell phone. Enough time had passed that any notion of finding my cell phone had long ago exited the premises. I only remembered the bike biz email when I came back into the office to make sure the computer was shut down.
The circle remains unbroken. The circle my life has been as long as I can remember. Leaving one task unfinished and then another, and another has been part and parcel of my character from the time I began to wear out real pants. The words "focus Mike, focus", pounded hard into my brain from an early age. I know what the word means, I guess I just don't care to focus on it.
Later.....................................................
I realized as soon as I got past typing the area code, "207", I had nary a clue or even an inking of what my cell number was. As I was not sure where I could find my cell phone number, on the phone or elsewhere, I gave it my best shot anyway. I typed the next three numbers I thought of - "659" and then stopped. I remembered I had wisely written my cell phone number on a piece of masking tape and stuck it to the back of said cell phone. Now, all I had to do was locate my cell phone.
This all happened a few hours ago............ I stopped typing and went looking for my cell phone. But like a child with serious ADHD leanings, I spotted one chore needing some attending to and when that was done, something else sparkled and drew me away from my original mission, finding my cell phone. Enough time had passed that any notion of finding my cell phone had long ago exited the premises. I only remembered the bike biz email when I came back into the office to make sure the computer was shut down.
The circle remains unbroken. The circle my life has been as long as I can remember. Leaving one task unfinished and then another, and another has been part and parcel of my character from the time I began to wear out real pants. The words "focus Mike, focus", pounded hard into my brain from an early age. I know what the word means, I guess I just don't care to focus on it.
Later.....................................................
Friday, September 26, 2014
Mine Resistance
I recently was forced to upgrade the PC I use down to the bike shop. New tower with all kinds of gigs, migs and cigs and almost the latest software from the jerks in Washington State. Went with Windows 7 because well, that's what my wife told I was going with. She's the boss.
I have yet to upgrade to the newer and supposedly better Windows 7 here at home, but I can see it coming. This old Acer is gimping along, but just barely. Just about the time I feel comfortable with XP, now I have to dick around with new screens, icons, setups - dammitt.
Both Acer computers were at least 10 years old and had been upgraded, fixed, barely convinced to keep me connected to my business, my relatives and of course you. ........... It pisses me off that the computer makers and shakers build in such a short shelf life into their equipment. Dammitt, spend a grand on a piece of equipment and by jeezuz it should last longer than 10 frickin years................
Anyway and before I get off on a tear and begin to rant about the planned obsolescence insidiously entwined into every aspect of our modern culture, I will just say that I am immune to the "you gotta have it" pressures to upgrade. The only pressure that works on me is when what I have quits. Then I upgrade.
The militarization of the civilian police departments throughout this country bothers me tremendously. Seems every chief of police wants what the military has. Bigger bad ass intimidating weapons, storm trooper outfits and the obligatory polished black combat boots, trousers neatly tucked in the tops. And jeezum, look at the damn vehicles that are showing up in back water burgs like Sanford, Maine. Sanford is just down the road. They roll the damn sidewalks up at dark. Why the Hell do they need an assault vehicle with a gun turret on top? Guess it's latest hip new thing in law enforcement.
They are called "Mine-resistant, ambush protected" vehicles or MRAP's if you are inclined to use the hip police jargon. These 13 ton behemouths are designed to be run by a crew of two with space in the belly of the beast for up to 8 bad ass gun totin cops ready and willin to jump into harm's way. .............
Hmm. .......... Mine resistant?............... Ambush Protected??? ................ in Sanford, Maine????
You all have a super weekend. Me, well, I'm gonna buy some bullets, Slim Jims, and a few cases of Gator Ade and hide in my basement. Seems the local cops know something I don't.
I have yet to upgrade to the newer and supposedly better Windows 7 here at home, but I can see it coming. This old Acer is gimping along, but just barely. Just about the time I feel comfortable with XP, now I have to dick around with new screens, icons, setups - dammitt.
Both Acer computers were at least 10 years old and had been upgraded, fixed, barely convinced to keep me connected to my business, my relatives and of course you. ........... It pisses me off that the computer makers and shakers build in such a short shelf life into their equipment. Dammitt, spend a grand on a piece of equipment and by jeezuz it should last longer than 10 frickin years................
Anyway and before I get off on a tear and begin to rant about the planned obsolescence insidiously entwined into every aspect of our modern culture, I will just say that I am immune to the "you gotta have it" pressures to upgrade. The only pressure that works on me is when what I have quits. Then I upgrade.
The militarization of the civilian police departments throughout this country bothers me tremendously. Seems every chief of police wants what the military has. Bigger bad ass intimidating weapons, storm trooper outfits and the obligatory polished black combat boots, trousers neatly tucked in the tops. And jeezum, look at the damn vehicles that are showing up in back water burgs like Sanford, Maine. Sanford is just down the road. They roll the damn sidewalks up at dark. Why the Hell do they need an assault vehicle with a gun turret on top? Guess it's latest hip new thing in law enforcement.
They are called "Mine-resistant, ambush protected" vehicles or MRAP's if you are inclined to use the hip police jargon. These 13 ton behemouths are designed to be run by a crew of two with space in the belly of the beast for up to 8 bad ass gun totin cops ready and willin to jump into harm's way. .............
Hmm. .......... Mine resistant?............... Ambush Protected??? ................ in Sanford, Maine????
You all have a super weekend. Me, well, I'm gonna buy some bullets, Slim Jims, and a few cases of Gator Ade and hide in my basement. Seems the local cops know something I don't.
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
The Shot Glass
Okay.............................. Five years ago I had one lonely bottle of good sour mash aging in the cool depths of the lower cabinet in the front of the kitchen. A quart of Rebel Yell I had purchased sometime back in the late 1980s. It sat there, dust accumulating on it's horizontal surfaces thick enough to hide the amber gold trapped within its glass walls.
Fast forward through and past the celebrations of the next millennium. Zoom past the anger and pain of 9/11 and sometime around 2009 I found that bottle of Rebel Yell cooling its heels in the dark depths of the lower cabinet in the front of the kitchen ........ .................................. I had not allowed Demon Rum to pass my lips in at least 15 years, maybe 20........ Shit I dunno, it was a long time.
I pulled that bottle of Rebel Yell out of the lower cabinet in the front of the kitchen. Tried to blow the dust off, but it laughed at me. " Bud, get an ice scraper fool, we be chillin long time."
So I got a rag, wet it down and wiped the dust off that quart of Rebel Yell, marveling at my good fortune, and savoring this gift from my well checkered past.
Fast forward through and past the celebrations of the next millennium. Zoom past the anger and pain of 9/11 and sometime around 2009 I found that bottle of Rebel Yell cooling its heels in the dark depths of the lower cabinet in the front of the kitchen ........ .................................. I had not allowed Demon Rum to pass my lips in at least 15 years, maybe 20........ Shit I dunno, it was a long time.
I pulled that bottle of Rebel Yell out of the lower cabinet in the front of the kitchen. Tried to blow the dust off, but it laughed at me. " Bud, get an ice scraper fool, we be chillin long time."
So I got a rag, wet it down and wiped the dust off that quart of Rebel Yell, marveling at my good fortune, and savoring this gift from my well checkered past.
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Another Day on the Planet
Two of my all time favorite Hollywood folks passed. I fell in love with Lauren when I was a wee tacker. It took "Good Morning Viet Nam" to show me the wacky brilliance that existed in Robin's mind............ I will miss them, but not their work. It is forever captured on film for all of us to enjoy............ R.I.P. Robin and Lauren.
Which brings me to "the Black Dog" as Winston Churchill called his episodes of Depression. I suffer from Depression also. It did not come on until I was fifty or so. I refuse to ingest the chemical fixes pushed by the Healthcare
What I cannot control are the reactions to my depression from the folks I interact with on a daily basis. There is little sympathy or understanding. Most if not all go automatic and tell me I need to see a doctor............ Fuck that. I believe it was medicine I was prescribed in 2001 that turned mild depression into the nasty Hell I fall into now. They can take their medicine and shove it ............. Americans place too much confidence in the AMA and their masters, the pharmaceutical industry. I have had much better luck self prescribing.
Sunday, August 03, 2014
My Grounded Brother
It seems the noise from the Right is no longer focusing on specific issues they feel Obama has blown, screwed up, mismanaged, or just exhibited treasonous behavior sacrificing all that is near and dear to our collective hearts. Apparently the rally, get em fired up dribble from the leadership of the Right, and not so bright boot-lickers of the GOP and their new masters, the Teabagging wackoes who work for the Koch Machine is now aimed at Impeachment. They figure no matter what he has done or not done, whatever it is, it is probably an impeachable offense. That traitor has been illegally residing in our nations most sacred house these past seven years or so and playing us for fools and pissing all over our sacred Constitution. The man is the most useless and evil President we have ever had.
Sunday, July 20, 2014
Proud Dad Bullshit
Not sure why it took me so long to brag and puff out my chest here in the blogosphere.
No. I am puzzled why I did not rush here to post obnoxious Proud Dad bullshit.......... No really. The BoZone was the perfect vehicle to ramble on and on about how my kid is now Dr Lis. ........ Hmm.
Maybe it was the anticlimactic nature of it all. Maybe I was just immune to more graduations, thesis panic, and the whining about how much of a bitch it is getting a PHD.......................
.......................... Truth be told, I have had nothing in the tank when I have the time to sit here and post. Christ, it feels like when I was twenty something and burning my candles at every end they had. The shop, the House, the riding, and of course my darling wife. They all seem to suck more of my time than they used to. Or is it that at 62, I have to dedicate more time to get things done than I used to................... don't know, don't care. Life moves at whatever pace suits it. Just know I'm tired and ready to pass out shortly after sundown most nights.
My little girl knew what she wanted to do when she was a sophomore in High School. Holly, the AT (Athletic Trainer) at Berwick Academy, was Lis' inspiration. A card carrying over achiever, Lis put her head down and got to work. 14 years later and she just signed up with Xavier University in the Queen City to pass on all that she has learned to the next generation of wannabe AT's.
I would love to take credit. It would be nice to claim I was responsible for her success. Can't do it. It's all on her. I just watched and offered the occasional shoulder to cry on.
Gotta respect a person who sets goals and no matter how long it takes, they reach them. If they happen to be a daughter, son, or just the kid you helped get through some tough patch..................... well, step up Dad, Mom, Auntie Bee, Grandma Moses and even you Pa Kettle, be proud, be satisified that even if you didn't do much, you didn't get in the way .
Keep it 'tween the ditches.................................
No. I am puzzled why I did not rush here to post obnoxious Proud Dad bullshit.......... No really. The BoZone was the perfect vehicle to ramble on and on about how my kid is now Dr Lis. ........ Hmm.
Maybe it was the anticlimactic nature of it all. Maybe I was just immune to more graduations, thesis panic, and the whining about how much of a bitch it is getting a PHD.......................
.......................... Truth be told, I have had nothing in the tank when I have the time to sit here and post. Christ, it feels like when I was twenty something and burning my candles at every end they had. The shop, the House, the riding, and of course my darling wife. They all seem to suck more of my time than they used to. Or is it that at 62, I have to dedicate more time to get things done than I used to................... don't know, don't care. Life moves at whatever pace suits it. Just know I'm tired and ready to pass out shortly after sundown most nights.
My little girl knew what she wanted to do when she was a sophomore in High School. Holly, the AT (Athletic Trainer) at Berwick Academy, was Lis' inspiration. A card carrying over achiever, Lis put her head down and got to work. 14 years later and she just signed up with Xavier University in the Queen City to pass on all that she has learned to the next generation of wannabe AT's.
I would love to take credit. It would be nice to claim I was responsible for her success. Can't do it. It's all on her. I just watched and offered the occasional shoulder to cry on.
Gotta respect a person who sets goals and no matter how long it takes, they reach them. If they happen to be a daughter, son, or just the kid you helped get through some tough patch..................... well, step up Dad, Mom, Auntie Bee, Grandma Moses and even you Pa Kettle, be proud, be satisified that even if you didn't do much, you didn't get in the way .
Keep it 'tween the ditches.................................
Friday, July 18, 2014
Chill Dude, We be Vegging
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Father's Day
As a rule I have a low opinion of the contrived celebrations of human situations that come naturally to the species. Father's Day is a perfect example. As soon as I had a kid, every day from that day forward was Father's Day. As long as I live or my kid does, I am a Father, the ole man, her pain in her ass, always there to kick her in the ass or pick her up off of it.
I have had it easy. My struggles as a father have been nothing compared to the nightmares some folks have gone through. Truth be told, my kid was more mature at age eight than I am now at age 62. She needed little discipline, just some support and the occasional shoulder to cry on.
I have been lucky and I know it. I deserved worse. I deserved a child who would put me through the ringer with fights at school, substance abuse and general mayhem and rebellion. Apparently the committee in charge of assigning kids to the happy couples blew it. Somewhere out there is a Father who lived righteously and he is cursed with the wild child I should have had. I sit here happy with their mistake and pleased my kid is now a solid citizen about to engage in a career as a college professor.................
........................ Life is definitely not fair......... Sometimes it leans your way and sometimes it doesn't.
I have had it easy. My struggles as a father have been nothing compared to the nightmares some folks have gone through. Truth be told, my kid was more mature at age eight than I am now at age 62. She needed little discipline, just some support and the occasional shoulder to cry on.
I have been lucky and I know it. I deserved worse. I deserved a child who would put me through the ringer with fights at school, substance abuse and general mayhem and rebellion. Apparently the committee in charge of assigning kids to the happy couples blew it. Somewhere out there is a Father who lived righteously and he is cursed with the wild child I should have had. I sit here happy with their mistake and pleased my kid is now a solid citizen about to engage in a career as a college professor.................
........................ Life is definitely not fair......... Sometimes it leans your way and sometimes it doesn't.
Friday, June 06, 2014
The Spirits Have Control - The Last Worthy War
I decided to celebrate the 70th anniversary of D - Day.
I decided to recognize the last time our country invaded another country with a damn good reason and not some weaked-Knee jerk-off excuse conjured up by the current fools who control invasions, meddling with and otherwise screwing with the inner machinations of other countries.
D - Day was an invasion that made sense. D-Day was an invasion that actually had a direct effect on our security and the Mom, Pop and Apple Pie way of Life we were simmering on the our collective cook stoves.
I decided to recognize the last time our country invaded another country with a damn good reason and not some weaked-Knee jerk-off excuse conjured up by the current fools who control invasions, meddling with and otherwise screwing with the inner machinations of other countries.
D - Day was an invasion that made sense. D-Day was an invasion that actually had a direct effect on our security and the Mom, Pop and Apple Pie way of Life we were simmering on the our collective cook stoves.
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Damn That Frackin* Groundhog
I should be used to harsh winter conditions. And I am, but at some point every winter even the hardest of the hardcore local yokel gets fed up with the cold. It gets old to try to look over or around snow banks taller than the flashing yellow light on a'53 Chevy plow truck. And don't even start a conversation about the idiots who won't clean their car roofs off before they head out to the Maine Mall. At some point every Mainer is ready to lose those red long johns and wear their short sleeves again.
For the most part Mainers seem to welcome the first couple of snows in late Fall. A December and January with decent snow cover is expected. But come January Thaw and the temps jump into the 40s, we expect the climate to start calming down, down shifting into Mud Season. A few last gasps of the white crap is okay in Feburary and even March.
We like our winter spread out evenly if possible. When the storms stack up one right after the other and it gets harder to look out the windows, even the gnarliest native can develop a nervous tic under one eye when they hear Kevin Mannix on Channel 6 utter the word "snow". Yeah, Mainers can get grumpy when it seems the snow will never end.
Here in Acton, I suppose we are around 70 inches so far this season. Not a record breaker, but it came down in 6" to 12" increments. Seems like the last month, I've been either preparing to blow snow, blowing snow, or I just finished blowing snow.
I feel the grumps sneaking up on me. Another 8" is on the ground and it's still coming down at better than a 2" per hour clip. I blew out the ends of the drive so tomorrow's clean up would be less stressful for the blower. I noticed the town plows had not been by recently. Sure sign even the snow plow guys are getting tired. Snow budgets are almost gone, no snow days left, and the salt barn is close to empty.
And guess what? More snow in the forecast. Just Excellent.....
..... Damn that frackin* ground hog.
Later...................................
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* A tip of my hat to a SciFi series I came to really enjoy.
Monday, February 17, 2014
The Angry Internet Persona
After such a long absence and an even longer neglect of the nuts and bolts of my blog, e.g, listed blog rolls, websites, etc., I decided to purge the ones abandoned by their previous owners, sift out the sites that had been closed. locked up and key tossed. It was time to clean up my act. Not a complete make over, but at least sweep the floor and dust the shelves.
I started with my main page and the various sites and blogs I have listed for you my audience. Truth be told, I know I use them more than anyone else. It is easier than finding them in my cluttered blog file in the bookmarks section buried deep in the gulliwots of my 'puter.
I deleted some, but found it hard to lose some also. "They might post again", I thought. "I always enjoyed reading his/her thoughts." So I left many on the page alone like a lover leaving the back door open hoping the light of their life returns. Hmm... Well I did not actually look at it that way when I did it. I just thought of it that way now and felt the need to draw the example that had briefly rested for a moment, long enough to remember it had been by.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
5:00 AM
It is Five O'clock in the A.M. Been up now I guess a couple of hours. Never suffered insomnia much until about ten years ago. Drove me crazy at first. Lose sleep three or four nights in a row, and that next day can become some kind of surreal trip through Reality. Like Tripping without the good rushes.
Friday, February 14, 2014
55 Words - The Fisher
Saw a Fisher nosing around my dooryard yesterday.
Not a large one, maybe a female or young male.
Looked healthy, it's beautiful coat puffed up against the cold.
Obviously on familiar ground, it checked the woodpile, the shed, the perimeter of the house.
I wondered why I had not seen one in over a decade.
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I wrote this to participate in a flash writing hoe-down that happens every Friday over to Mr. KnowItAll. It's called Friday Flash 55. Most of the entries seem to be of the verse type. I like sentences, so I used 5 of them. I like Flash writing. It is tougher than it looks.
The image was taken by Daniel J Cox. I hope he does not mind me borrowing it, poaching it, using it. I would offer a link, but when I punched the image on google, I was sent to Daily Kos. Odd that a Fisher image would be linked to a commie web site. But there it is.
Some Fisher facts.
Though not big, these guys are bad ass. They are omnivores and will eat just about anything. They are one of the few predators that can take out porcupines unscathed. They spend most of their time on the ground, but climbing trees is a cinch. They are fast enough and agile enough to chase down squirrels up there in the canopy. Do not mess with one. Steer clear.
Later.................................................................
Not a large one, maybe a female or young male.
Looked healthy, it's beautiful coat puffed up against the cold.
Obviously on familiar ground, it checked the woodpile, the shed, the perimeter of the house.
I wondered why I had not seen one in over a decade.
______________________________
I wrote this to participate in a flash writing hoe-down that happens every Friday over to Mr. KnowItAll. It's called Friday Flash 55. Most of the entries seem to be of the verse type. I like sentences, so I used 5 of them. I like Flash writing. It is tougher than it looks.
The image was taken by Daniel J Cox. I hope he does not mind me borrowing it, poaching it, using it. I would offer a link, but when I punched the image on google, I was sent to Daily Kos. Odd that a Fisher image would be linked to a commie web site. But there it is.
Some Fisher facts.
Though not big, these guys are bad ass. They are omnivores and will eat just about anything. They are one of the few predators that can take out porcupines unscathed. They spend most of their time on the ground, but climbing trees is a cinch. They are fast enough and agile enough to chase down squirrels up there in the canopy. Do not mess with one. Steer clear.
Later.................................................................
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Non-Profit
My friend Prester John over to "Goober Joes" taught me something yesterday. The NFL, that is the National Football League, is considered a non- profit organization by the IRS. That means they pay no taxes on the huge profits they make every year.
Let that sink in a moment.......................................................
The league's fingers are in enough pies, they bring in over $9 billion dollars per year. Of that $9 Billion, $180 million goes to the league offices directly. The rest is dispersed among the 32 teams and they do pay taxes on that. But, $180 million tax free? The head honcho puts $29 million a year in his pocket.
Now let that sink in for another moment.............................
Two Senators, one a Republican and one an Independent from my state have proposed a bill to end the NFL's tax free status.
Two things are happening here. First and foremost, a small bit of bipartisanship is poking up above the bitter partisan landscape. And second, tax free status as an abused loophole is shoved into the light of day.
Of course, being some kind of sacred cow, I am guessing the NFL will emerge unscathed.
Later...........................................
Let that sink in a moment.......................................................
The league's fingers are in enough pies, they bring in over $9 billion dollars per year. Of that $9 Billion, $180 million goes to the league offices directly. The rest is dispersed among the 32 teams and they do pay taxes on that. But, $180 million tax free? The head honcho puts $29 million a year in his pocket.
Now let that sink in for another moment.............................
Two Senators, one a Republican and one an Independent from my state have proposed a bill to end the NFL's tax free status.
Two things are happening here. First and foremost, a small bit of bipartisanship is poking up above the bitter partisan landscape. And second, tax free status as an abused loophole is shoved into the light of day.
Of course, being some kind of sacred cow, I am guessing the NFL will emerge unscathed.
Later...........................................
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Lost Common Ground
I promised myself I would not dip my toes into the political opinion arena anymore. All it ever got me was increased blood pressure and an uncomfortable tightening of the sphincter in my ass. That is one major reason I stopped blogging for so long. But we are who we are and to deny to ourselves who we are can have similar negative effects.
I have been back online now for about a month I guess. I have fallen back into old routines. I try to write every day now. I visit old friends' blogs and attempt to visit new ones. Unfortunately like before, I am drawn to blogs with balls. That is, blogs that have opinions with no apologies. I do not have to agree, but I do respect folks who are not wishy-washy.
Since I have been back and touring the poli-opinion landscape as seen from both the Right and the Left, I have been impressed by how much more divided the two are now than they were even a year ago. It seems the chasm has grown so wide, the two will never come together. It has gotten to the point when one proposes something, the other does not even look at it, they just oppose it because it was born on the wrong side of the fence. I have gotten on board myself with my total disgust with the Right.
Finding common ground on anything seems impossible. Yet, that is exactly what we have to do. Bury the big differences for awhile and attend to areas where agreement is possible. I am afraid though we aren't quite ready yet.
It will come. It always does. Our country has been like this many times in the past and we worked through it. Life is a cycle, so is the world politic.
Keep it 'tween the ditches..............................................
I have been back online now for about a month I guess. I have fallen back into old routines. I try to write every day now. I visit old friends' blogs and attempt to visit new ones. Unfortunately like before, I am drawn to blogs with balls. That is, blogs that have opinions with no apologies. I do not have to agree, but I do respect folks who are not wishy-washy.
Since I have been back and touring the poli-opinion landscape as seen from both the Right and the Left, I have been impressed by how much more divided the two are now than they were even a year ago. It seems the chasm has grown so wide, the two will never come together. It has gotten to the point when one proposes something, the other does not even look at it, they just oppose it because it was born on the wrong side of the fence. I have gotten on board myself with my total disgust with the Right.
Finding common ground on anything seems impossible. Yet, that is exactly what we have to do. Bury the big differences for awhile and attend to areas where agreement is possible. I am afraid though we aren't quite ready yet.
It will come. It always does. Our country has been like this many times in the past and we worked through it. Life is a cycle, so is the world politic.
Keep it 'tween the ditches..............................................
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Crime and Punishment
Not sure what jogged my memory onto the idea of integrity, honesty and my days at military school in the 1960s. Something did and who the Hell cares what it was............Of course it will drive me slightly bonkers if I don't remember what set this up.
I cannot speak to the rules and regs that ran other military schools. I assume most if not all had an honor code. Break any one of the high ideals set forth in said honor code and there would be consequences.
The problem with Honor Codes, at least in my case, is that once accused, there was no recourse, reprieve, retrial. I felt I had been found guilty without even the chance to speak for myself. It happened my junior year and it was not until the day before I graduated over a year later that I found vindication.
I cannot speak to the rules and regs that ran other military schools. I assume most if not all had an honor code. Break any one of the high ideals set forth in said honor code and there would be consequences.
The problem with Honor Codes, at least in my case, is that once accused, there was no recourse, reprieve, retrial. I felt I had been found guilty without even the chance to speak for myself. It happened my junior year and it was not until the day before I graduated over a year later that I found vindication.
Monday, February 10, 2014
Doo Wop Cops
I had every intention of writing a post about my favorite new music group, the Russian Police Choir. Their rendition of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" at the opening Olympic ceremonies in Sochi was hilarious. I was going to pass on the YouTube video. Of course, my plan was ruined by corporate greed. EMI Music has blocked the video based on "copyright" concerns.
A year or two ago, this would have been enough to set me off on a 1000 word tirade about the over the top greed of American business and the assholes who run the companies. The tirade would have gotten off message quickly and then the post would be all about how the Right is ruining our country.
Now that I have relocated my center again, I just stepped away from the 'puter, poured another cup of coffee, and took some deep breaths while repeating Mr. Natural's good advice, "Keep your sunny side up".
It is easier to let things make me mad than to let them go. I am not sure when this became part of my persona. I am guessing it is one more sign that I am getting older. I suffer fools and dickwads with less tolerance than I used to. I have to constantly remind myself that I do not have to suffer them as long as I ignore them.
So EMI, you go ahead and protect your corporate profits by blocking a YouTube video of a cop choir singing one of the songs you consider yours. I don't even like the song. Just more Pop Music garbage.
Later..........................................
A year or two ago, this would have been enough to set me off on a 1000 word tirade about the over the top greed of American business and the assholes who run the companies. The tirade would have gotten off message quickly and then the post would be all about how the Right is ruining our country.
Now that I have relocated my center again, I just stepped away from the 'puter, poured another cup of coffee, and took some deep breaths while repeating Mr. Natural's good advice, "Keep your sunny side up".
It is easier to let things make me mad than to let them go. I am not sure when this became part of my persona. I am guessing it is one more sign that I am getting older. I suffer fools and dickwads with less tolerance than I used to. I have to constantly remind myself that I do not have to suffer them as long as I ignore them.
So EMI, you go ahead and protect your corporate profits by blocking a YouTube video of a cop choir singing one of the songs you consider yours. I don't even like the song. Just more Pop Music garbage.
Later..........................................
Saturday, February 08, 2014
Pandora's Box
"Be careful what you wish for."..........."Nothing is as simple as it seems"............."Snowball out of control" ........"Ignorance is Bliss", and last but not least, "If it ain't broke don't fix it".
All of these slogans, sayings, warnings have at different times floated through my brain over the last couple of days.
Okay, so after a decade or two of walking around the failing infrastructure of my 60 year old home, I found home repair ambition again. If it's a wood problem or outside leaking in problem, I actually have the skill set to fix it. Or at least understand instructions I might find while researching the problem. I did pound nails for a living there for awhile. Electrical, well, don't have paid experience, but I am not afraid of electricity. I respect it. Once you have reduced it to the basics, it is fairly straight forward.
And so far since I caught the fixer upper bug, everything I have done in the last six months has yielded positive results for the house. No quick fixes. Everything I did I did with the notion that this is the last time I will have to deal with that.
The one classic home owner problem I still try to avoid is the plumbing. I have done what I had to to keep it functional, but every time I messed with it, it became a much bigger patch job than I had bargained for.
All of these slogans, sayings, warnings have at different times floated through my brain over the last couple of days.
Okay, so after a decade or two of walking around the failing infrastructure of my 60 year old home, I found home repair ambition again. If it's a wood problem or outside leaking in problem, I actually have the skill set to fix it. Or at least understand instructions I might find while researching the problem. I did pound nails for a living there for awhile. Electrical, well, don't have paid experience, but I am not afraid of electricity. I respect it. Once you have reduced it to the basics, it is fairly straight forward.
And so far since I caught the fixer upper bug, everything I have done in the last six months has yielded positive results for the house. No quick fixes. Everything I did I did with the notion that this is the last time I will have to deal with that.
The one classic home owner problem I still try to avoid is the plumbing. I have done what I had to to keep it functional, but every time I messed with it, it became a much bigger patch job than I had bargained for.
Friday, February 07, 2014
Guess What It Is - Answered
I really don't have anything of even interest to me to share with you. I just needed an excuse to share this Kodak moment I captured forever in digital mode. The original has more going on. I cropped and enlarged it.
Can anyone guess what it is?
Hmm......................................................
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Friday - 2/7 - Answer
No, it is not unicorn ejaculate. Nor is it a growth. But those are water drops just after an early evening sprinkling. I suppose they could be unicorn piss drops. I am only assuming it was rain.
It is a Peony the night before the blossom opened.
Later.................................................
Can anyone guess what it is?
Hmm......................................................
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Friday - 2/7 - Answer
No, it is not unicorn ejaculate. Nor is it a growth. But those are water drops just after an early evening sprinkling. I suppose they could be unicorn piss drops. I am only assuming it was rain.
It is a Peony the night before the blossom opened.
Later.................................................
Wednesday, February 05, 2014
Winter Storm Alert
We are now early into the next winter storm in line that has dumped snow starting 2000 miles ago out Nebrasca-homa west of here where the flakes go horizontal in a heart beat. We are in the band marked down on the Channel 6 weather map for 11" to 14" of the white shit. North of us Downeast Maine and Up Country will see less. Of course the mountains that need the snow to keep all the crazed skiers happy will not be getting their fair share.
From the looks of things out there and all things being equal, I am happy I don't have to be out in it today. Seems to be about an inch and hour. The plows are keeping up so far, but we are just getting started.
Gotta love Winter in Maine.
Stay warm....................................................
From the looks of things out there and all things being equal, I am happy I don't have to be out in it today. Seems to be about an inch and hour. The plows are keeping up so far, but we are just getting started.
Gotta love Winter in Maine.
Stay warm....................................................
Tuesday, February 04, 2014
Death By Overdose
Death by overdose is always sad. When a gifted artist dies of drug overdose or from stupidity related to substance abuse, that death seems to cut a deeper and wider swath than say the death of some junkie found in an alley with a needle in his arm. I am of the mind that neither rates more or less grief than the other. The user knew the risks and continued to poison themselves for whatever reason.
I just re-read the first paragraph and realized that it reads harsh and maybe a tad cold. I thought about trying to tip toe my way into this post about drug addiction, and realized that Reality suits my mood better than hand wringing platitudes. Drug and alcohol abuse are ugly realities of the human existence.
I just re-read the first paragraph and realized that it reads harsh and maybe a tad cold. I thought about trying to tip toe my way into this post about drug addiction, and realized that Reality suits my mood better than hand wringing platitudes. Drug and alcohol abuse are ugly realities of the human existence.
Monday, February 03, 2014
What Can Be More American Than America?
I like Bob Dylan. Always have. Liked him best before he went electric. But then I was still hard into my folk singing phase - Kingston Trio, Brothers Four, P-P & M, and of course that young and luscious Joan Baez. I only thought Bob was a sellout when he picked up that electric guitar because well, I was a young teen and prone to allow the older and more hip form my musical opinion. I got over the electric thing and enjoyed his time with amps and his back up group, "The Band". Some great music happened.
But Bob ain't no car salesman.
The commercial for Chrysler products during the Super Bowl opened with Bob's voice. "What can be more American than America?"
What the Hell? Did he write that or allow his name and voice to be forever attached to about the dumbest come on ever conjured up in the think tanks of the Ad industry?
Regardless, I just cannot even consider searching for a reasonable response to this idiocy. Why not ask, "What could be colder and blacker than Ann Coulter's heart?" ...or maybe ... 'What could be dumber than a Fox Newscaster?"
The answer of course to all is Nothing. What a bunch of morons. But then America does love being treated like idiots. So maybe the hucksters know their audience better than I do.
Later.........................................
But Bob ain't no car salesman.
The commercial for Chrysler products during the Super Bowl opened with Bob's voice. "What can be more American than America?"
What the Hell? Did he write that or allow his name and voice to be forever attached to about the dumbest come on ever conjured up in the think tanks of the Ad industry?
Regardless, I just cannot even consider searching for a reasonable response to this idiocy. Why not ask, "What could be colder and blacker than Ann Coulter's heart?" ...or maybe ... 'What could be dumber than a Fox Newscaster?"
The answer of course to all is Nothing. What a bunch of morons. But then America does love being treated like idiots. So maybe the hucksters know their audience better than I do.
Later.........................................
Sunday, February 02, 2014
There is Nothing New Under the Sun
Had I bothered to check, I am sure my decision to once again visit and interact in the blogosphere would have gone against the better judgement of someone out there in the Internet ether. I know I cannot count on my own better judgement as it it has been MIA since the day in 1969 when Snake and I dropped 3 Orange Barrels each and didn't step back into Reality for the next 48 hours.
Regardless, I did wander back. Life out here in WWW hasn't changed much. More gadgets maybe, but the mentality is about the same. Nice people, angry people and clueless people all interacting under aliases so that no one knows what is really going on behind those blue eyes. Sorta like the real world but with less civility. As my mom used to say, "There is nothing new under the Sun".
No Mom, there is not. Not even the Internet.
Later....................................
Regardless, I did wander back. Life out here in WWW hasn't changed much. More gadgets maybe, but the mentality is about the same. Nice people, angry people and clueless people all interacting under aliases so that no one knows what is really going on behind those blue eyes. Sorta like the real world but with less civility. As my mom used to say, "There is nothing new under the Sun".
No Mom, there is not. Not even the Internet.
Later....................................
Thursday, January 30, 2014
My Turn to Cook
I was informed it was my turn to cook. Damn. Keith and I were going to enjoy some cooling refreshments before I headed home. Oh well. When it's my turn, its my turn.
I treat my turn to cook with the seriousness and focus it deserves. After all, we need to eat to make it from one day to the next. Because I only have a vague recollection of where the cooking utensils hide when not in use, I subcontract my cooking duties to folks more capable and ready with the culinary magic. Why do it myself with all these experts around?
That's the problem. Too many experts. Who do I choose? Fast food, Chinese, seafood, or that always works go to gastronomical delight, Pizza?
Well that was easy. Willy's Ale Room was right on the way home. They did a good job with pizza. And if I had a two beer wait instead of the usual one beer wait, I was only 1.1 miles from my dooryard. Hard to get in trouble in 1.1 miles.
The image has nothing to do with this post. I ran into this fella/gal while finishing up the main panel corner. Just thought I'd share.
Later...........................................
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Flash Society
Ten Minutes. That is all I am allowing myself this AM.
Doesn't seem like enough time to even get started, let alone form a complete thought or voice a coherent opinion. But then we live in the new "Flash Society". Our culture has sped up. Everyone wants their emotional, humorous, and informative fix in six seconds or less. Keeping the attention of our new ADHD society for longer than a few moments, you better have some awesome special special effects to keep them in their seats.
Flash fiction. Six second videos. And no longer do we have the time or the inclination to even open a book. Turning those pages takes up precious seconds better used texting all our BFF's to make sure no one misses the opening of that brand new transformer v. beast from the sea showdown on the 3D Imax screen down to Cinema 24.
You fools go ahead and be in a hurry. I'll sit back and watch the paint dry for you.
Later.............................
Doesn't seem like enough time to even get started, let alone form a complete thought or voice a coherent opinion. But then we live in the new "Flash Society". Our culture has sped up. Everyone wants their emotional, humorous, and informative fix in six seconds or less. Keeping the attention of our new ADHD society for longer than a few moments, you better have some awesome special special effects to keep them in their seats.
Flash fiction. Six second videos. And no longer do we have the time or the inclination to even open a book. Turning those pages takes up precious seconds better used texting all our BFF's to make sure no one misses the opening of that brand new transformer v. beast from the sea showdown on the 3D Imax screen down to Cinema 24.
You fools go ahead and be in a hurry. I'll sit back and watch the paint dry for you.
Later.............................
Monday, January 27, 2014
Well, I Am Not French
I vaguely remember not so long ago in my recent past, I promised myself and thus it could be assumed I also promised anyone out there who cares I was going to try to write every day. Now, I never intended to indicate I would try to write in my blog every day, just that I would write every day.
...........Hmm
Well, seems I already blew this very first New Year's Resolution I ever made. I did not write every day or for that matter I did not write any day since last we touched base
I got wrapped up taking on a new homeowner project. CR, the all things electrical Wiz and longtime friend decided sooner was better than later to install my new main panel. He had suggested it while helping me patch up the old wiring system I had. Being a no bullshit kinda guy, his suggestions were brutally frank. "Why fix this when you need to start with a new main panel. What are you? French?"
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Wired
Electricity. That awesome mysterious force that magically makes my house a home and not some backwoods camp in Maine. We could and have existed without it on a few occasions. We can burn wood for heat and there is a dug well next to the kitchen with a hand pump.
But I like my electricity. It pumps our water, lights up our house, washes our dishes, and keeps the beer cold. Life without it would be doable, but not as much fun as it is with it. As important as it is, you would think I would have upgraded the whole system 25 years ago when I had more ambition and was still skinny enough to crawl around in the crawl spaces and attics. And because I only patched it up when something went wrong, I now have no choice in the matter. Make do won't do. It is time to go after it.
But I like my electricity. It pumps our water, lights up our house, washes our dishes, and keeps the beer cold. Life without it would be doable, but not as much fun as it is with it. As important as it is, you would think I would have upgraded the whole system 25 years ago when I had more ambition and was still skinny enough to crawl around in the crawl spaces and attics. And because I only patched it up when something went wrong, I now have no choice in the matter. Make do won't do. It is time to go after it.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Just Another Day on the Planet
I gave up paying much attention to the news. I lose perspective and calm when I focus on the events unfolding outside my small corner of the World. I am sure the planet is inhabited by mad men and crazy women. Now i pick and choose what I allow to grab my attention. If it's a stupid issue, person, event that the news jocks are trying to get my bowels in an uproar over, I figure it is not worth my time.
Consider..................
Consider..................
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
ObamaCare
There was nothing but doom and gloom, dire predictions of meltdowns, flare ups, fantastic conflagrations, and maybe even the end of the World as we knew it. Some may not have said so, but that is what they were thinking. The world would blow up if Obama Care continued one minute longer.
Political big mouths and their mindless drooling lock step minions raised their voices, hiked their blood pressure and tightened up their sphincters hoping to bring us along on their partisan nightmare ride....................Why?
Political big mouths and their mindless drooling lock step minions raised their voices, hiked their blood pressure and tightened up their sphincters hoping to bring us along on their partisan nightmare ride....................Why?
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