Sunday, March 05, 2023

He is the Slime

By 10:00 AM yesterday morning the snow had been falling for six, seven hours. We were scheduled for 12+ inches. We definitely hit the plus side of that 12 inches. I think this is the first March I can remember we have had trouble finding a place to push the snow. We should be in the harsh beginnings of Mud Season. Instead the snow banks are at eye level or higher.

In the last two weeks I am guessing we have received around 40 inches of the white crap. That is about half our old normal seasonal accumulations. The first half of winter, I was more often in shorts and Tees wandering an alien landscape that reminded me of the many brown Maryland winters I experienced when I was young. 

Now I am not one to complain, especially about snowfall amounts, but couldn't the planet set up a schedule that was more even handed with the snow it scattered around. Winter is over ferchrisakes. Okay, not technically over, but we should be in the gearin it down stage where snow squalls and dustings turning to rain are the order of the day; not this constant barrage of heavy snows.

Anyway, I was hoping to wake up with something to bitch about besides Republicans and the nonsense they get all of us into. Since whining about the snow is not worth the trouble, I will fall back on my favorite sport of late, pissing on the GOP parade anywhere I find them acting like clowns. And let's face it, the White Wingin clown show stretches coast to coast and everywhere in between.

Nowhere is the clown show more entertaining or compelling than in Florida. The GOP in the Sunshine State has mastered many different ways to expose their stupid and evil ways. I hear that Rhonda Santis, the tranny governor of Florida is backing Senate Bill 1316, introduced by Florida state Senator Jason Brodeur, R-Lake Mary.

In a nut shell (pun intended), SB1316 would force bloggers who write about any Florida state official,ie, Governor Desantis and his alter ego, Rhonda, to register with the state or face a $25 per day fine for not registering. Mainstream news medias would be exempt as would pretty much everyone other than bloggers.

If I was a Winger troll writing about this I would stop there with only part of the picture revealed. But I am not a Winger Troll, I am a card carrying pinko commie libtard Democrat who is not threatened by rainbows, transsexuals or anyone who is not white.

We Lefties may be godless, but we generally try to be fair. In the interests of full disclosure, this law would only affect paid bloggers who post about the holier than God Florida bureaucrats and legislators. The logic is siphoned out of the cesspools of GOP minds. The bill equates Blogging to being a Lobbyist.

Talking heads contend this proposed law, if passed will never stand up to judicial review; that it is just more performative politics by Gov. Rhonda Santis and her alter ego Ron. Everything is a show with this guy/gal; whether it's on a stage wearing sequins or in the Governor's Mansion saving Florida from those evil Liberals.

Keep it 'tween the ditches .................................................

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I found Ron and Rhonda's song. It fits them perfectly. From the genius of Frank Zappa, please enjoy this 1973 tune, "I'm the Slime". Actually it should be the official song of the Right.


1 comment:

The Blog Fodder said...

Texas seems to have dropped off the radar as DeSantis looms larger and larger. Yes there is enough shit coming down in both states with others eagerly following that moving companies must be booked solid. There are strange people living in your country and mine too that it is scary. Where can you hide? Denmark? Norway? About 1980, a BC couple moved to the Falkland Islands figuring nothing bad could ever happen there. Due diligence failure.