Thursday, March 31, 2016

All is Well with the World

So I wake up this AM, head to the garage and turn on the small radio seated precariously on a window edge.  I keep the radio tuned to that communist mouthpiece, NPR.  It's part of my morning ritual.  Knowing what those pinko Liberals are up to is a 24/7 job.  I want to hit the ground running in case they have made good on their plan to take over the US government.

So what is the first thing I hear?  Yeah, that's right, Donald Trump trying to walk back from his comments last night at another one of his town halls.  Apparently his latest comments have angered the both the Pro Lifers and the Pro Choicers.  Way to go Donald.  Then I hear his well informed take on the use of tactical nuclear missiles.  He would not rule out their use in Europe if the need arose.  This made many European butts pucker hard, I am sure.

As I listened to the radio in the garage, I realized that if Donald was the topic, then all was well with the World.  I had not entered another dimension or universe in my sleep.  I was still on planet Earth and another day on the planet was about to begin.  Excellent.  It's always nice to know I didn't wake up dead.

Keep it 'tween the ditches .........................................


Nasreen Iqbal said...

Why isn't he preparing?

He always sounds sounds the way I feared I sounded when I did a speech or presentation unprepared in school.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Yes, he is right on track. I turned in for about five minutes to his town hall and heard him state that women who get abortions should be punished and he would not rule out jail sentences. Perhaps he should have included stoning, that would really fire up his base. I am sure this turned on the fundamentalist Christians who would like to see the Christian version of Sharia law imposed in the U.S.

But it is all for naught when the zombie apocalypse arrives.
the Ol'Buzzard

E. Rosewater said...

I wonder if Donald is going to show up for Wrestlemania this year? He fits right in with that circus.