Sunday, February 11, 2024

Stupor Bowl Sunday & Skinny White Chicks

Other than hoping the 49ers kick KC's ass at this year's Stupor Bowl, I have no real interest in the game this year. I haven't had any interest in the Stupor Bowl for some time now since the Pats have fallen on tough times. Their GOAT quarterback left some years back and their GOAT coach just couldn't seem to get the team's level of play back up to the standards the team set in the previous 17 years. He's gone now also. Whole new team next year. .... We'll see.

It's a good thing I don't care about watching or not watching the Stupor Bowl; especially since I can't count on the normal run of snacks and alcohol I would most likely want as I watched the game. I am looking forward to on a pre-colonoscopy all liquid diet today. ...... Yeah, I can't wait. 

I had a colonoscopy 12 -13 years ago. It went fine. I was fine. The biggest thrill was watching the screen as Dr. Abraham fired his laser and turned the few polyps that were there into vaporous clouds. Very cool. 

The prep the day before was Hell though. I expect Stupor Bowl Sunday this time to be in the same ballpark. At least now, I know what to expect.

However, my upcoming trials and tribulations on Sunday pale in comparison to the epic saga of whether Taylor will make it to the Stupor Bowl in time to root for her Manly Man and his team. 

The drama built up over this life or death question has been well, Taylor Swift Gigantic. Just what we would expect given Taylor has more of a fan base than, ...... than anyone. If she farts, its news. If she yawns at an interview, her devoted admirers wonder if she might have a terminal disease. 

Some days it seems the World does indeed revolve around skinny white chicks.

Go Niners! ......................

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Music today is from an artist you will never see center stage at Halftime in the Stupor Bowl. Who that person is at this very moment is unpicked, unfound, not located yet. 

After exhaustive avoidance and looking for something else to do, David Bromberg came to mind. His version of "Kansas City Blues" is as good as anyone's version. Seems appropriate for Stupor Sunday.

For all those NFL fans who hate the Chiefs .............  Enjoy.........


6 comments:

Nan said...

I'm hoping the Chiefs win primarily because MAGAts will lose their shit again.

MRMacrum said...

Nan - Good reason to root for them I guess. I figure the MAGA minions will lose their shit anyway when the first screen shot of Taylor pops up on the Gigantitron. I wanted Buffalo to take the AFC. So, I'm holding onto that grudge until next season.

Kulkuri said...

Saw yesterday that Taylor Swift was back in L.A. so Faux Snooze and the MAGAts could bitch about her plane destroying the environment!
I had my last colonoscopy last year and I'm TFO for anymore.

MRMacrum said...

Kulkuri- Anything that makes MAGA sphincters' clinch is okay in my book.

The Blog Fodder said...

I cheered for KC for the same reason as Nan and Kulkuri, to see snowflakes melt. I just put a floater on my phone that gave the time and the score until near the end when i found a site that printed the plays. I'mm not an American football fan but am happy when the Packers are doing well. They are community owned like our Saskatchewan Rough Riders.

MRMacrum said...

Blog Fodder - No, you are not a "dumb American football fan". You're worse. You are a dumb Canadian football fan. And of course you are a fan of a commie team like the Packers, you socialist Libtard loser. ;)