An Ass like Trump needs a few guys with shovels and brooms to stay close to his backside to keep the streets free of the mountain of shit he spreads like so much confetti at a Johnny comes marching home parade.
I was reminded of this by Ray, my online Yooper buddy when he posted something on Facebook about Senator Lindsey and spirit animals. Suddenly it all clicked. The Right has become a population enthralled with anything related to shit.
Some of the shit is old shit brought back to use in false narratives and false comparisons. And when the old shit is not doing it for them, they make up new shit. Some of the shit they scoop up as it falls from Trump's butt. And some, like Senators Lindsey and McConnell, roll Trump's shit into little balls to be savored later when they are alone. Or maybe they are rolling it up to sell at a future date. One can count on that I suppose, what with money and its possession being ahead of Country, God and the American Way on the Right side of the aisle. And to be fair, the Left has its share of money first assholes also.
Sadly, my comparison to the noble Dung Beetle seems unfair. No, it is unfair. But there it is. Life is not fair. And from what I can tell, Dung Beetles do not care. They only care how big a pile of shit they can roll into their Dung Beetle lairs. Trump is a lucky man to have these two covering his backside. Without them, if he turned around to walk back from where he came, he'd trip and possibly hurt himself as he fell face first into his own shit.
Keep up the good work. Mitch and Graham, you guys rock. Just take off your overalls and shoes before you come into my house.
Later ..................................................
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