First of all, I noticed that some Internet gremlins got hold of Google and screwed up my last blog post. Several comments mysteriously disappeared.
Hmm.................... Is this a sign that in 3 days we will see the beginning of the end? According to a fellow name of Harold Camping , the recent series of exploding watermelons in China are a sign. So maybe he would also like to add to his list of random events signaling the end, my lost comments. I would be honored if they were added. If for no other reason than to keep his comedic lunacy at a fever pitch.
But what if he is wrong as he was in 1994? The World will still spin and the planet's creatures will continue to fornicate, grow, die and new malls and subdivisions will be built. Or maybe just old malls will be sold and old subdivisions will be sold. Regardless, Life as we know it will continue it's erratic but steady pace.
According to Harold, 200 million of us will ascend to Heaven. He claims even Jews can make it if they accept Christ as their savior. He made no promises regarding Muslims, Buddhists, or folks of the Hindu religion. The 6 billion or so of us who are left will suffer excruciating deaths by fire, crushing earthquakes, or be turned into pillars of salt. This agony will last until October 21st when I am assuming the Earth will self implode, explode, or just wink out of existence. Whatever happens our pain and suffering, especially the pain of anyone rooting for teams from Cleveland, will finally be over. I am guessing some Cleveland fans are secretly hoping he is right. The first sign Harold is right will be at 6PM, Australian time on May21st. An earthquake will strike Kiritimati Island, a Pacific Ocean atoll and follow the Sun around the planet.
Harold's claim is based on foolproof mathematical formulas that tell the whole story. Numbers don't lie and I for one, after careful scrutinizing of his addition, have to admit the numbers add up.
2,011 + 391 - 1 = 2,401, or 7 x 7 x 7 x 7. See. Right there in front of you, the proof stares back with detached and emotionless truth. 2011 is obviously this year and 391 refers to 391 BC when he claims The Old Testament ended but I am not quite sure what the one "-1" is. I am assuming it is the God Variable. But I have faith his math is right on. I mean really, 59 = 7x7 + 11 -1 right? If this is correct then he must be also. Logical and well thought out I have to say.
I would look into this more, but I have to head down to Walmart for some new underwear. If I have any chance of making the Rapture Elevator, I am hedging my bets by wearing brand new, not just clean, underwear.
See ya in Heaven or maybe under some rock.....................