Arc de Buffoon

When the Orange Cockwomble sees a problem, he searches for a way to make it go away. His first inclination is to do what he wants. Whether the action is right or legal does not matter. The World is his oyster and the Universe that holds that World revolves around the Donald, the bestest buffoon to ever have waddled the planet.. In a word, he is worse than a spoiled child. He certainly governs like a spoiled child.

In his effort to establish a capitol city worthy of his royal presence, I have heard he has a methodically well thought out plan to create the capitol city he envisions; ....... well, he has a bucket list anyway.

I hear part of the plan is to bit by bit, eliminate those pesky tourists by closing down the Smithsonian, the Jefferson Memorial, the Lincoln Memorial and all memorials to the Vets who fought and died in past wars. After all, he knows as all of us should know, dead soldiers are Losers, or they wouldn't be dead. Right? And so the tourists need to go; always scurrying around like insects and spoiling his view from the Oval Office.

He was going to close the Library of Congress (who needs to read anymore anyway?), but someone told him they also stored movies and videos there. Instead of closing it, he wants to tear out some of those useless books to make space for a 500 seat movie theater with surround sound and the best Popcorn machine money could buy. Nobody knows popcorn machines like the Stable Genius.

Then there is another self tribute to himself, the "Arc de Buffoon". When someone is positive they are the greatest gift to mankind like he is, there can never be enough tributes in his honor put in place where he can ogle them out of any window in his White Palace. Statues, his name on every building, and who is going to have the honor of creating the ultimate Trump candy bar? The man's focus on self aggrandizement has no limit. I think he would love to force all citizens to be forced to have branded on their foreheads, "I belong to Trump". Sadly, there is a sizable contingent of the citizenry who would fight to be first in line. I call them "Trump's Buffoonettes"; the folks who are too stupid to understand they mean nothing to him if they are not bowing before him.

Now what does Trump do about the Washington Monument? He has never been a fan. Every time he looks at it, it reminds him of the biological deficiencies he was hatched with. His plan is to demolish the top 75 feet and replace it with a 100 foot replica of a Big Mac. The architects he hired are busy designing the renovation as I write this.

In secret offices and labs underground, they are designing this awesome tribute to Mickey Dee's and at the same time, tryomg figure out who will tell the Don, the existing monument as it stands now, will not be able to support a 100 foot tall, 100 ton Big Mac burger made of bronze, copper, or gold. They know from previous carpet calls, Don does not react well to the word, "Can't".

We should be grateful King Donald is so concerned about the sad deterioration of the Capitol of the United States. Trump may not be able to completely eradicate the undesrables. You know who I mean (wink wink), the brown people, the black people, the Homersexuls, the Libtards, .... all the losers who want to replace God's chosen race, us Peckerwoods. Trumpo has vowed to fight back. He will plant his name on everything he can, informing the folks of color and different sexual identity, they are not welcome in any of HIS establishments. The card carrying haters of America may not appreciate his efforts. You can bet though, us Real 'Muricans do.

Little post note here - Before anyone points out that the burger I placed in my hamfisted collage is not a Big Mac, well, I picked this real statue of a Quarter Pounder because it is a real monument. Fuckin Americans; a very large sculpture of a Quarter Pounder? ...........Really?

If possible, remain calm and stay sane .............................

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So I broke tradition , uh, oh yeah, I already broke that tradition, which I quickly corrected by vowing to never play A-I music. Some traditions just don't last I guess. That one lasted at least a month or two.

So the tune I have today is an upfront A-I effort from the computer magic of "Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies". I respect that he is up front about the lack of any actual humans creating and performing this tune. The song is catchy though. It has a beat, some good riffs and most of all, a clear message. Also, the visuals are what I have come to expect from the A-I world.

Here is "Straight to Hell". Play it loud, or don't. Make up your own mind.