So she told me to stop drinking. Okay dear, whatever you say. I notice though you did not say anything about the doob, wondrous weed that has been part and parcel of my life since 1966, or was it 1964? I cannot remember.
Regardless, I twisted up a couple of joints of Pineapple Kush like it was going to be possible to suck down both. I sat back full of optimism but only managed two or three hits before I had to stop. Damn good weed, that Kush is, Dude. Especially on top of a couple of beers, six or seven shots of Scotch, and a couple glasses of very tasty red wine. Feeling no pain comes to mind.
There is a good reason I decided to tie one on tonight. Okay, yeah, so it may not be a good reason, but it is a reason. Not like I needed a reason. Been a couple of years since my last mini bender.
I had to put down Eyeleen earlier today. She had her run. It was beyond sanity to try and keep her alive any longer.
Eyeleen was one of a multitude of kittens born in our closets we had loaned out to the Kennebunk Animal Shelter roughly 16 years ago. She was one of the losers. She had a bad eye and a bad attitude. So we kept her cuz that's what we do here at Acton Up.
So here I am, hammered, stoned and missing a damn cat that was a tough cat to love. She had some real bad habits. But I could always get her to purr no matter what madness she had just been involved in. I guess when a life shares 16 years of my life, I oughta pay them enough respect to at least toss back a toast or two. Of course, I never could just toss a toast or two without following up with more toast tosses, often ending up with me on the floor under the dining room table, or incarcerated for the night.
Someone had to be the chump. I was perfect. I wouldn't be around long anyway. I never was. A year here, a year there , growing up always the "New Kid". The easy mark. Its those new folks from away with their loose morals and Heathen ways. That's right, I was born to be blamed for leading their good kids astray.
That was so long ago I am surprised those memories cut through the fog with such sharp edges. Though, in the long run, the experience was not an insignificant ordeal. It left its mark on me. Any pain I felt then long gone, fashioned now with fond memories and rose colored glasses. And that's fine. Remembering with a grin beats reliving a moment long gone with a tear in the eye.
R.I.P. Eyeleen. May the next world you pass through be kinder. ...................................