I had to laugh this morning when I came upon this headline "N.J. Dunkin Donuts worker caught in 'extra sugar' sex sting". Of course I had to open it and read it.
Seems for a nominal fee over and above the price of a cup of coffee and a donut, one enterprising young woman augmented her income by offering personal services to the patrons of the drive through. Because these "services" were deemed illegal by local and state statutes, naturally the local police became interested in her "off the clock" and "on the c(l)ock" activities. Determined to muzzle this budding entrepreneur and restore civility and morality to the Dunkin Donut parking lot, they set up an undercover sting operation. Of course they caught her.
All I can think of is this really puts a new spin on the term "Dunkin Donut".
Later...............................
6 comments:
Not to mention, keep your eye on the donut, and not on the hole.
Bless her little heart. If the price was right I'd go for some extra sugar.
Beats trying to get along with the women around here.
In this economy people will try anything to get a little more dough. :-)
I really don't see where the cops had to bust her for her side job. I could see Dunkin Donuts firing her for doing that during her work hours, but not arresting her.
Selling is legal. Fucking* is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?
- the late, great George
*or whatever was on her menu at the time
And they don't have enough cops to respond to reports of violent crime.
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