There is a secret, okay not so secret facility in Alaska that is supposedly run by the US Air Force and the US Navy. From this not so secret base stuck out there somewhere in the tundra of Alaska they manipulate the ionosphere in ways one could only consider magic....Black Magic I am sure. They claim it is "scientific research", but we all know "science" is just a code word for Satan's Handiwork. And the fact that Obama is currently Satan's man on the ground here in the US, he took full advantage of the "science" of that Alaskan base and used it to help him in his bid to win reelection.
What a diabolical man. Or is he even a man? Hmm...........At the least he is an evil wizard bent on controlling our minds by turning us gay. Thank God for watch dogs like InfoWars and HaarpStatus, or this plan to dominate our minds and souls would go unnoticed.
After I found this nugget of Truth on the Internet, I dug deeper. Where I dug is up to your imagination as I cannot reveal my sources because well, would you believe they do not exist? Of course you would, yeah right. Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy who used fly a black helicopter. His claim is that Katrina was a similar despicable misuse of presidential power. Seems Bush the Lessor set Katrina in motion to pay back New Orleans for the trauma his father suffered in 1964 when he had his pocket picked on Bourbon Street. Wow. These Demigods can be a petty bunch.
Later..........................................
6 comments:
A president will take credit for creating jobs a storm created, and this will please the monkeys.
The nutbar conspiracy theorists serve a valuable purpose in tarring reasonable questioners with the same brush.
Oh, but the O-man is quite so clever after all. What he failed to consider were the number of voters in O-Country who won't vote at all because now they have other things to worry about.
Science will out. For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction.
So I take it things have slowed down at the bike shop. That's what happens when you have too much time on your hands. Maybe you should take up ski repair in the off season.
The O'Man's evil influence extends back a lot further than 100 years. In addition to killing John F. Kennedy, Obamao also assassinated Presidents Garfield, McKinley and Lincoln. He started the Chicago fire and blamed it on Mrs. O'Leary's cow. And he single-handedly crucified Jesus.
I've heard some of these whacko theories as well. Tinfoil hats, anyone?
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