Thursday, October 11, 2012

Class Act of the Day

Scott DesJarlais is a Congressman hailing from the 4th district in the Volunteer State. Scott rode the Tea Party wave that swept through Tennessee in 2010. His position list reads like the updated play book of the Republican Party. He's a Gun Totin, No Taxin, Defense buildin, Family Values supporter of Life in the Womb. I am sure somewhere amongst his collectibles and what nots, possibly right next to that fancy glass front gun case, hangs a "Don't Tread on Me" flag. Definitely not one of the 47%.

Sadly though even the great ones have chinks in their armor. Scott is no exception. His flaws are not his fault. He was born with them. Seems Scott has that gender specific affliction - male genitalia. I am sure his mind is solidly wrapped around his ideals even if his little Scotty isn't .  Little Scotty has but one thing, well okay, two things on his mind.

Should poor Scott be punished for doing what men do?  Surely we cannot help ourselves.  Obviously we cannot - witness poor Scott's situation.  Having caved to his primal instincts 10 years or so ago, he was only trying to "save his marriage" when he urged the jezebel who seduced him to abort the child for all their sakes.

But, but, but,................ what about his Pro-Life stand? 

Well....Ya Know what?  Life is a complex series of events that depend on compromise between the participants in order to flow in the best direction for all concerned.  What better place to learn the art of compromise and cooperation than when looking to get laid.  I am certain Scott had to at least occasionally compromise his standards in order to find a cooperating partner.  Of course he does have that sanctimonious Right Wing thing going, so maybe not.

Remember people, we end up with what we deserve.



The Blog Fodder said...

It was ever thus. Rising above one's principles. In case of emergency break glass.

BBC said...

I'm wondering why that ugly fuck can get fucked and I can't.

Ol'Buzzard said...

he is from Tennessee - and he truly represents his constituents - that pretty much explains it.
the Ol'Buzzard