tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post8059342445055574011..comments2024-03-27T12:30:52.619-04:00Comments on Lost in the Bozone: Why I Should Not Report the NewsMRMacrumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01414173517957120477noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-11413009602727412002008-11-27T06:44:00.000-05:002008-11-27T06:44:00.000-05:00Bull - The Mister must think so.Dawn - Asshats ind...Bull - The Mister must think so.<BR/><BR/>Dawn - Asshats indeed. What will add the ridiculous to this sublime is if McDonalds gives them money.<BR/><BR/>Middle Ditch - I just love real life stories. More times than not they are indeed funnier than anything a writer could think up.<BR/><BR/>Randal - Not often do this many absurdities align themselves in such a perfect way. <BR/><BR/>Demeur - Yes, I think the expectation of privacy in a McDonalds is pushing the envelope. Nevermind what the NSA is doing.<BR/><BR/>El Cerdo Ignatius - This is the US. People are rewarded for their own stupidity every day. Even if they might lose the case, Mickey D might decide to settle instead of going to trial.<BR/><BR/>Tom Harper - All the ingredients for a classic tale of American flaws in action.<BR/><BR/>Joe the Homeless - I am sure his lawyers have looked into the agent for him. Of course it all depends on Bull's question though - Is she Hot? If not, this dies once the first agent takes a peek.<BR/><BR/>pattinase - Uh, um, okay. But if they are forgotten how am I to remember them? Must be a trick question.........Yeah okay, thanks for the invite. After reading some, I am wondering if I can measure up. <BR/><BR/>BBC - Well I guess it was more acceptable back in my mom's day to say "between shit and syphilis" than using the "S" word. There was no sex in the 1950s. All I know is when coming in bleeding or having acquired some new contusion, "If you want some sympathy, here, look it up. You'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." And she would hand me a dictionary. <BR/><BR/>Odd that. I never noticed until a friend mentioned to me one day, "Why do you have so many dictionaries in the house?" I had never thought about it much until then. A dictionary in every room was normal I thought. My parents were crazed crossword people. More often than not I would find them in the living room or the kitchen, each with a cross word puzzle in hand, a drink next to them and a cigaret in their mouths.MRMacrumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01414173517957120477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-64203738198936151622008-11-27T00:12:00.000-05:002008-11-27T00:12:00.000-05:00You must be old enough to remember the old AT&...You must be old enough to remember the old AT&T commercials. "Reach out, reach out and touch someone."<BR/><BR/>These days it's, Reach out, reach out and fuck someone. Ha ha ha.BBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323188240580782454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-2492479322148465952008-11-27T00:08:00.000-05:002008-11-27T00:08:00.000-05:00Ah, as someone else has already pointed out, the w...Ah, as someone else has already pointed out, the word between sex and syphilis is sympathy.<BR/><BR/>Well they won't get any from me, they did it and they should just own up to it. <BR/><BR/>If I had done something like that I would just say something like, "Yup, that's us, you like?"<BR/><BR/>It's bullshit that people are what they are and then try to act innocent when they get caught.<BR/><BR/>Christians are always pulling that crap. <BR/><BR/>There are women on the internet that have naked pictures of me, and I have pictures of them. <BR/><BR/>But I have never shared those pictures with others, and as far as I know they have never posted mine. <BR/><BR/>But if they did I would just admit that it was me and ask others what they thought of me naked, after all, I'm not in bad shape for my age. <BR/><BR/>And even if they did get small and post them I still wouldn't post their pictures. I'm just not inclined to be that small. <BR/><BR/>They sent those pictures to me in good faith and I won't break it.BBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323188240580782454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-39819637753683278922008-11-26T17:54:00.000-05:002008-11-26T17:54:00.000-05:00Please consider writing about a forgotten book for...Please consider writing about a forgotten book for my blog. I post both reviews and links every Friday. Patti Abbott.pattinase (abbott)https://www.blogger.com/profile/02916037185235335846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-65692275961738958812008-11-25T23:03:00.000-05:002008-11-25T23:03:00.000-05:00I did enjoy your account of the incident and your ...I did enjoy your account of the incident and your attempt to stir up some fuckin sympathy, but no need you ol fuckin softy, that dickhead is probably makin a fuckin book deal as you read and his wife is posing for a fuckin coffee table book or a goddam "cell phone naked wife" calendar. He don't need no goddam lawyer, he needs a fuckin agent.<BR/>this is America.Joe the Homelesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05188244674780269539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-12527791982995153782008-11-25T19:49:00.000-05:002008-11-25T19:49:00.000-05:00I saw that same article. What in the F%$# is that...I saw that same article. What in the F%$# is that couple's reasoning in suing the restaurant where they left their cell phone? That's absurd.<BR/><BR/>Other than that, very amusing story. And every illustrative of modern American life.Tom Harperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05610417770240609022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-89115823838605922782008-11-25T19:00:00.000-05:002008-11-25T19:00:00.000-05:00Tryin' to care, tryin' to care, tryin' to care, tr...Tryin' to care, tryin' to care, tryin' to care, tryin' to care... nope, sorry. Just not happening.<BR/><BR/>I didn't read the article - it would have been a monumental disappointment after your description - but I sure hope Mr. and Mrs. Mobile Telephone lose the case.El Cerdo Ignatiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00646154540141962389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-22775351206330923872008-11-25T14:55:00.000-05:002008-11-25T14:55:00.000-05:00Strange but there are those in their late teens an...Strange but there are those in their late teens and early twenties who brag about and show off their trophy cell phone shots. <BR/>I guess the times are changing. The nearest thing we came to this in my day was some sexy talk on the CB but back then it was self regulating.<BR/>With the NSA keeping copies of all phone transmissions who would be dumb enough to think cell phones, emails and the like are a private matter?Demeurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01935263659097273535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-74149424111715716252008-11-25T11:15:00.000-05:002008-11-25T11:15:00.000-05:00HA! What a perfect take on this slice of modern ab...HA! What a perfect take on this slice of modern absurdity.Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-18924797461394731772008-11-25T10:35:00.000-05:002008-11-25T10:35:00.000-05:00I had to laugh out loud reading this. No sympathy ...I had to laugh out loud reading this. No sympathy here either. How stupid are they? Actually I might just go and have a look and another laugh.Middle Ditchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16493665280732775898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-62796182565081214762008-11-25T09:23:00.000-05:002008-11-25T09:23:00.000-05:00I have very few hard and fast rules in my life, bu...I have very few hard and fast rules in my life, but one of them is this: never, never, NEVER let anyone take a picture of you naked. Break-ups happen, thefts happen, stuff gets lost, hearts get broken, and shit ends up on the 'net. Embittered ex-lovers show great groups of friends the solo porn movie made for her to ease those long business trips, eeeegads. The things people have done! People I know, even! Yikes! But fortunately, blessedly, thankfully, I am not on that list. Thank god. The world of electronic digital images makes things scarier still. More access means more opportunity for grave error. <BR/><BR/>As for sympathy for this couple? Um, NO. Take pictures at home, put them on your computer if you like, e-mail them to your mom for all I care, but to put them on a device that you carry with you?!?! How dumb is that!?! Upon further thought, what do you suppose is on the hard drive of this guy's computer? Good thing that wasn't left at McBurger. Probably has video. Asshats.Dawn Fortunehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14722591049949538021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-54345985939035434912008-11-25T08:38:00.000-05:002008-11-25T08:38:00.000-05:00Amen, shipmate.Zero sympathy. If your minor prope...Amen, shipmate.<BR/><BR/>Zero sympathy. If your minor property is worth protecting, it's up to YOU to protect it.<BR/><BR/>But I do have one very salient question to the case at hand.<BR/><BR/>Is she hot?Bullhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01337084304437634522noreply@blogger.com