tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post5806332734155574903..comments2024-03-27T12:30:52.619-04:00Comments on Lost in the Bozone: Crum Answers The QuestionMRMacrumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01414173517957120477noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-25095180137402511082009-03-09T19:13:00.000-04:002009-03-09T19:13:00.000-04:00Only a bicycle dude could even think of asking thi...Only a bicycle dude could even think of asking this question. For the rest of us, the answer is obvious. Take a hint from the comments. It's because our asses which used to hold up our jeans are gonzo! Belly or no belly, our butt has beaten us to the grave!Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063572332177649195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-37881606560248169122009-03-05T23:32:00.000-05:002009-03-05T23:32:00.000-05:00Cause they don't give a fuck what we think.Cause they don't give a fuck what we think.Joe the Homelesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05188244674780269539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-27940048402083453302009-03-05T16:26:00.000-05:002009-03-05T16:26:00.000-05:00Hey - I found your blog after doing a search for S...Hey - I found your blog after doing a search for Sanford, Maine. I'm thinking about moving to Maine and seeking work in Portland, Sanford has a few houses that are interesting.<BR/><BR/>Your thoughts on the town? Commute to Portland?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00703862392843914148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-3788282128373234612009-03-03T10:51:00.000-05:002009-03-03T10:51:00.000-05:00I'm not sure what causes the waistline to creep hi...I'm not sure what causes the waistline to creep higher, but I noticed when watching the latest Tom Selleck tv movie the other night that he's wearing his belt a lot higher than he did back in the Magnum PI days. Maybe the pants being a lot looser has something to do with it?Nanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18359007443116549436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-82381080822338260842009-03-02T11:45:00.000-05:002009-03-02T11:45:00.000-05:00Honestly... Wasn't a issue I pondered.Back in Texa...Honestly... Wasn't a issue I pondered.<BR/>Back in Texas, 7th grade, there was this non mainstream Mormon kid named Johnathan Hurlbutt (no kidding) - white shirt, bow tie, black shoes, white socks suspenders and pants that were up past his belly button.<BR/><BR/>I figured dorkism was genetic, a religious/cultural characteristic, or all three.<BR/><BR/>I own three slide rules and a collection of plaid flannel shirts so I know I'm "at risk", but in my case I know it's not genetic or religio/cultural.1138https://www.blogger.com/profile/05236610360430502600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-63218205313168542432009-03-01T22:36:00.000-05:002009-03-01T22:36:00.000-05:00The bigger my belly gets the less ass cheeks I hav...The bigger my belly gets the less ass cheeks I have but no worrys I just punch another hole in my belt...eventually my belt will become a tourniquet...hmm maybe I should rethink that suspeder idea.Trukindoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01150443789313982574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-11446830423547784452009-02-28T22:14:00.000-05:002009-02-28T22:14:00.000-05:00I've worn white socks all my life, even in the nav...I've worn white socks all my life, even in the navy as I recall.BBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323188240580782454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-19625419801427240832009-02-27T12:21:00.000-05:002009-02-27T12:21:00.000-05:00Randal that's easy - So the grass stains don't sho...Randal that's easy - So the grass stains don't show.<BR/><BR/>I never did wear white socks after Jr.High anyway. I'll bet Crum wears black socks. Had to wear them in military school didn't you?Demeurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01935263659097273535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-38750897403043920232009-02-26T22:37:00.000-05:002009-02-26T22:37:00.000-05:00Why do old men wear their pants higher than young ...<B>Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do?</B><BR/><BR/>Don't look at me, I always thought that low pants looked stupid even when I was young.BBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323188240580782454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-71070096615700140412009-02-26T14:26:00.000-05:002009-02-26T14:26:00.000-05:00Women do wear pants like that Kulkuri and the nipp...Women do wear pants like that Kulkuri and the nipples (and some of the rest) are. I should know (and so does my husband) <BR/><BR/>Whoops!!!!Middle Ditchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16493665280732775898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-64178752359169198332009-02-26T14:08:00.000-05:002009-02-26T14:08:00.000-05:00What I want to know is why do old dudes wear black...What I want to know is why do old dudes wear black dress socks with their shorts and sandals when cutting the grass?Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-2525860437174970822009-02-26T08:42:00.000-05:002009-02-26T08:42:00.000-05:00If women wore their pants like that, the nipples w...If women wore their pants like that, the nipples would be in the waistband, sometimes are.Kulkurihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09198195648066700925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9728880.post-71970636256953009202009-02-26T02:28:00.000-05:002009-02-26T02:28:00.000-05:00I have to disagree with you on this. The formula i...I have to disagree with you on this. The formula is all wrong. The real formula is a proportion of gravity based on the relationship of the size of the ever increasing waistline. It works like this. As the size of the waistline increases with age gravity causes it to sag to an ever lower position thereby making it necessary to hike the pants over the belly so that they don't fall to the thighs. This is exaserbated as the buttocks mysteriously dissapears presumably sneaking around and joining the belly hence making it even larger. The wearer must then buy pants with an ever increasing waistline and at some point must buy suspenders. That is when you know he is really old 80 or 90.Demeurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01935263659097273535noreply@blogger.com